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if i really wanted to lose weight i would cook, because cooking makes me lose my appetite.

I’m quite ambidextrous, I just can’t spell it

When am I going to learn to wear my glasses? That’s why I have them.

this shirt is itching me, I’m going to take it off and jump on it

I’m like a kid under a tree

when I get chilly I can’t think

I just forgot something

I was thinking about not having a little bit of wine

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