I don’t want to live in the future


You two are the only one I want to talk to…

Ridiculous can be cured, there’s no cure for cute

if i really wanted to lose weight i would cook, because cooking makes me lose my appetite.

I’m quite ambidextrous, I just can’t spell it

When am I going to learn to wear my glasses? That’s why I have them.

this shirt is itching me, I’m going to take it off and jump on it