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You two are the only one I want to talk to…

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if i really wanted to lose weight i would cook, because cooking makes me lose my appetite.

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When am I going to learn to wear my glasses? That’s why I have them.

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when I get chilly I can’t think

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I get it all over me, then I put on the apron

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we have a little guacamole situation

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two eggs are better than one

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how come my shoes are always on the wrong foot?

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Are you done? Because I was about to think about something else…

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I can’t be throwing good money after bad wine

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