maybe the taller you are the longer your days are
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my smeller is off
Posted in awareness, coffee, communication, humor, language, logic, modern wisdom, self awareness, yoga, yoga berri, tagged awake, humor, knowledge, modern wisdom, thinking, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on November 21, 2011| 1 Comment »
I’m squeamish in all the wrong places
Posted in awareness, books, communication, conversation, exercise, humor, language, logic, modern wisdom, self awareness, yoga, yoga berri, tagged awake, being, humor, knowing, knowledge, modern wisdom, reading, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on September 21, 2011| 1 Comment »
It’s such an interesting book – I can’t put it down, it just falls down.
You’re so quiet you’re noisy
Posted in awareness, communication, conversation, humor, language, logic, memory, yoga, yoga berri, tagged awake, humor, knowing, modern wisdom, wake, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on September 7, 2011| 1 Comment »
You read it and tell me what I’m saying
I can hardly think, much less try to think
Posted in awareness, humor, language, logic, modern wisdom, yoga, yoga berri, tagged awake, being, doing, humor, modern wisdom, morning, thinking, time, wake, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on June 2, 2011| 1 Comment »
I’m going to wake up and see what time it is
It takes 2 people for me to watch a movie
Posted in awareness, communication, humor, language, logic, modern wisdom, movies, self awareness, yoga, yoga berri, tagged humor, modern wisdom, now, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on January 31, 2011| 1 Comment »
I don’t want to live in the future
That’s as long as I can slice it!
Posted in awareness, CHEERFUL NEW YEAR, communication, conversation, diet, friendship, Happy New Year, humor, language, logic, modern wisdom, self awareness, time management, yoga, yoga berri, tagged humor, modern wisdom, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on January 24, 2011| 1 Comment »
You two are the only one I want to talk to…
Don’t tempt fate in the wrong direction
Posted in awareness, CHEERFUL NEW YEAR, communication, Happy New Year, humor, language, logic, modern wisdom, self awareness, tagged awake, cure, direction, fate, humor, knowledge, modern wisdom, something, thinking, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on January 6, 2011| 1 Comment »
Ridiculous can be cured, there’s no cure for cute
when someone gives you a cheeseburger you eat it!
Posted in awareness, diet, fun, humor, language, logic, modern wisdom, self awareness, yoga, yoga berri, tagged awake, being, doing, eat, food, fun, humor, knowledge, modern wisdom, wake, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on October 29, 2010| 1 Comment »
if i really wanted to lose weight i would cook, because cooking makes me lose my appetite.
It seems like it’s cooling up a bit
Posted in awareness, communication, conversation, heat, humor, language, memory, modern wisdom, self awareness, yoga, yoga berri, tagged awake, being, hot, humor, knowing, lunch, today, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on September 29, 2010| 1 Comment »
I’m quite ambidextrous, I just can’t spell it
is there chicken feed in the bottom of your mouth?
Posted in awareness, communication, diet, humor, language, logic, modern wisdom, party, self awareness, yoga, yoga berri, tagged awake, breakfast, humor, modern wisdom, sleep, thinking, yoga, yoga berri, zen wisdom on September 15, 2010| 1 Comment »
When am I going to learn to wear my glasses? That’s why I have them.
yoga berri 